Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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