But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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