I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
accomplished twins. life is a go
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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