seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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