I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I've blown a few things in my day
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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