I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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