Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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