i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
vagina is talking i cant
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
i out mim tonsoeep
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