I only kidnapped one of them. chill
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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