I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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