It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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