Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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