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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Are you trying to threaten my boobs?

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Redeem this text for a blowjob

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(732): View more from New Jersey

so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night

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(219): View more from Indiana

I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed

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(703): View more from Virginia

Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.

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(716): View more from New York

you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..

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