I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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