thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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