Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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