Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize