p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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