everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
