Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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