Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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