You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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