Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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