i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
