Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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