My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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