You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Randomize
