My hand turned me down
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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