Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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