The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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