3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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