Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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