why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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