Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
