your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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