You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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