You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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