omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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