It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I have so many feelings about this burrito
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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