Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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