Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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