I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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