kristin has been a bad kristin
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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