I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
pray to the hookup gods
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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