I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize