we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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