I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
