Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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