i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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