butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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