Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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