There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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