i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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