maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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