i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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