So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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